John Lennon - Paul Mccartney
Give peace a chance
Everybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism
Ragism, Tagism, Thisism, Thatism, Ismism
All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance
Everybody's talking about ministers, sinisters, banisters
and canisters, bishops and fishops and rabbis and popeyes
Bye bye, bye bye
All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance
Let me tell you now - everybody's talking about
revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation,
regulation, integration, meditation, United Nations,
congratulations
All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance
Everybody's talking about John and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary,
Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan, Tommy Cooper, Derek Taylor, Norman Mailer,
Alan Ginsberg, Hare Krishna, Hare Hare Krishna
All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

Note: "I sort of cheated. The word 'masturbation' was in it but I wrote in the lyric sheet, because I'd had enough of the bannings of all...every bloody record I put out was banned for some reason or another. Even "Walrus" was banned on the BBC at one time, because it said 'knickers'. So I mean I'd been banned so many times all over, that I copped out and wrote 'mastication'. It was more important to get [the song] out than to be bothered by a word, 'masturbation'".

(John Lennon, 1980)